Sunday, August 29, 2010

i'm back

Hello everyone i have decided to continue this blog but not with chuck norris jokes but something that is more funnier you may not know me but know that i am using my phone to blog and an using this blog to expiriment posting images using html so here goes!




so did it work do you see a retarded bull doing some retarded stuff if you do can you tell me if it fits in good. Thanks :)

know for a funny joke:

A man comes home late one night, drunk.

"Where have you been?" asks his wife.

"In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!"

This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.

"Do you have golden chairs?"

"Yes."

"Do you have golden glasses?"

"Yes."

"Do you have golden beer?"

"Yes."

"Do you have a golden urinal?"

"Hold on." On the other end, she hears "I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone."

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