chuck norris facts

here is some more facts

Chuck Norris once killed an african elephant with his mind.

When Chuck goes shark fishing, he uses only his beard to catch, kill, gut and cook the shark.

One day, a police officer pulled over Chuck Norris for speeding. As Chuck Norris gave the cop his license, the image of Chuck Norris stare in the photo imediately compeled the officer to pull out his gun and commit suicide. Chuck Norris is now wanted for 27 traffic violations and 27 traffic violation related murders.

chuck norris once called future shop and asked for the electronic department , they thought he was god andput him on speakerphone asking them questions

Chuck Norris once was sitting next to a muffin. The muffin said, “ Hey, you’re Chuck Norris!” Chuck then replied, “Holy crap! A talking muffin!” He then roundhouse kicked the muffin into orbit. That muffin wasresponsible for blowing up every failed rocket. Did Chuck intend that? Yeah. Chuck hates NASA. And kittens.