chuck norris facts

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity -
twice.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result