future 1.0.0(<-WTF?!?!)

hello world how are you? so you came across this this blog right and if you had a chance to lookaround i would like to ask you how is my blog how do you like it and what can i do to make you like it more i mean should like paste more pics...

or would you like to read more jokes like:

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" 

or just maybe some good old chuck norris.

you the reader/viewer/gamer decides and like I do as you command as long as you like maybe follow me or sigh up FOR feeds...  wow i am officially calling myself a follow whore but wtf you only live once. so ANYWAY be sure to comment because if you dont ill track you down and pee on your turtle... i am like totally biting that off in a way that you readers wont understand. The thing I realize about myself  is that deep deep down inside...so totally deep deep... is that I like apples... ok also humor you may not understand. so really common people os like that hard  like read a little   and then click a follow button i mean really hey i know how about follow for follow so anyway   COMMENT OR I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND PEE ON YOU TURTLE... if you answer to that I do not have a stinking turtle then i would tell you to go... and buy me a turkey(yes i am going to make this a 'family friendly' (excluding the turtle peeing that is totally wrong(i'm not sure you can do what im doing here but what the... teriaki dippers(OK i spelled teriaki wrong))))... so i may soon add some surveys funny/short/  interesting ones so stay toned really DO.

i'm back

Hello everyone i have decided to continue this blog but not with chuck norris jokes but something that is more funnier you may not know me but know that i am using my phone to blog and an using this blog to expiriment posting images using html so here goes!




so did it work do you see a retarded bull doing some retarded stuff if you do can you tell me if it fits in good. Thanks :)

know for a funny joke:

A man comes home late one night, drunk.

"Where have you been?" asks his wife.

"In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!"

This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.

"Do you have golden chairs?"

"Yes."

"Do you have golden glasses?"

"Yes."

"Do you have golden beer?"

"Yes."

"Do you have a golden urinal?"

"Hold on." On the other end, she hears "I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone."