4 out of 5 dentists recommend Chuck Norris. The 5th is on the FBI's Missing Person's List.

There are two types of people in the world … people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those “some people” are now dead.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Remember The Ultimate Warrior?He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him “a promising Rookie”.