Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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