Chuck Norris's immune system single-handedly defeated the German army. The rest of the war was just for show

bruce lee killed chuck norris in the way of the dragon. to bad he died shortly after

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise.

Go to Google and type in "Find Chuck Norris" Then Click "I'm Feeling Lucky"

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris can beat Halo 3 on Legendary...with a guitar hero controller!

Chuck Norris's dog picks up its own sh!t because Chuck Norris doesn't take sh!t from anybody

Chuck Norris invented the phrase" put a foot in your mouth"

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

AIDS was specifically designed to kill chuck norris. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris is the real reason Mitt Romney dropped out of the presidential race.

Osama Bin Laden hates the USA because he is envious that Chuck Norris is there

Chuck Norris' sperm is so CRaZy that one time he impregnated a chick and seven months later she gave birth to a Ford Excursion.