More chuck norris facts

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-Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die

-Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.


-Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.


-Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

-Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.


-Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all- time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly get out of jail free’ card.