Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.