chuck norris facts

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- If you can see Chuck Norris,he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.


-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.


-When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.


-China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.